No one wants to see a cop on the road until you see them pulling over a common enemy.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
You have developed a reputation for being an expert matchmaker. Whenever you’re around, people who meet each other end up falling in love. But what no one else sees is that Cupid has been trying to shoot you with an arrow for a long time now, and all you’ve been doing is dodging them.
Darwin awards can not be given to people with children because they managed to reproduce before dying
(via just-shower-thoughts)
You know you’re getting older when music from your youth gets played at the supermarket. You know you’re really old when music from your youth gets played at pharmacies.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
but it looks like we have ourselves a genuine conundrum. a quandary, if you will. a real life dilemma.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)















